mark I've-only-had-the-short-version Baileyshrift(shrft)
n. Archaic
1. The act of shriving.
2. Confession to a priest.
3. Absolution given by a priest. See Note at short shrift.
[Middle English, from Old English scrift, from Latin scrptum, something written, from neuter past participle of scrbere, to write; see shrive.]
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