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oxymoron

Postby uncronopio » Mon May 16, 2005 8:13 pm

A contradiction in terms. Some examples are available at Oxymoron List. For some definitions follow this search results.
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Postby Slava » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:11 pm

Oxymorons:

Jumbo Shrimp
Military Intelligence

There are many, many others out there. Anyone care to jump in and play?
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Postby Perry » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:57 am

My favorite oxymoron is visual (and was titled Oxymoron). It was a cartoon of an ox sitting in the back of an ox cart. The caption had the ox remarking, "This is lovely. What makes it go?"
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Postby Stargzer » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:35 pm

That sounds like it must have been a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon ...
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Postby Slava » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 pm

That sounds like it must have been a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon ...
My sediments exactly.
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Re: oxymoron

Postby misterdoe » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:07 pm

A contradiction in terms. Some examples are available at Oxymoron List.
That's oxymoronlist.NET, not oxymoronlist.COM. :o

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Postby LukeJavan8 » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:49 pm

I did not check the list, but having been saving these for
awhile and decided to post them:

civil war
tight slacks
icy hot
natural makeup
veggie burgers
bittersweet
boneless ribs
12 ounce pound cake
blacklight tower.

(Now I may check the list).
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