Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Group Poem XXI will be (I hope) a humorous poem called “Yes, Mrs. P”
The poem will be written as a conversation between two individuals: a male and a female. The topic of their conversation will be whether a female should be elected President of the United States. The man is against the idea; the woman is for it. The first two lines of each stanza will be a comment by the man, and the next two will take by the woman. This alternating pattern will continue throughout each stanza. Contributors, as always, will post only one line at a time.
The poem will consist of 5 stanzas of four lines each—all written in iambic heptameter (seven stressed syllables, each preceded by an unstressed one). The rhyme scheme will be ABAB CDCD, EFEF, GHGH, IJIJ.
An example is:
Amazing grace! How sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.
Before posting, copy the entire poem as it stands, paste it into your reply, and then add your new line.
The title and first line are as follows:
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
The poem will be written as a conversation between two individuals: a male and a female. The topic of their conversation will be whether a female should be elected President of the United States. The man is against the idea; the woman is for it. The first two lines of each stanza will be a comment by the man, and the next two will take by the woman. This alternating pattern will continue throughout each stanza. Contributors, as always, will post only one line at a time.
The poem will consist of 5 stanzas of four lines each—all written in iambic heptameter (seven stressed syllables, each preceded by an unstressed one). The rhyme scheme will be ABAB CDCD, EFEF, GHGH, IJIJ.
An example is:
Amazing grace! How sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.
Before posting, copy the entire poem as it stands, paste it into your reply, and then add your new line.
The title and first line are as follows:
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
Last edited by saparris on Mon May 04, 2015 9:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
"First Lady" means a consort, and "First Woman" sounds like Eve.
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
"First Lady" means a consort, and "First Woman" sounds like Eve.
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Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yet the next line is from the male, so he's complaining about what the female President's mate is to be called. First Dude is already taken, by Mr. Sarah Palin. First Gentleman, the logical corollary to First Lady, somehow just doesn't work. And what if the female President is a lesbian, or single? (The same, except for a word, goes for any male homosexual.)Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
"First Lady" means a consort, and "First Woman" sounds like Eve.
Even First Husband doesn't work, as that implies there is at least a Second.
I'm looking forward to seeing where this one goes. I do hope I can come up with something to add, though given my feeble poetic skills that's highly unlikely.
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
“First Lady” means a consort, and “First Woman” sounds like Eve.
It barely matters what he’s called—or was called hitherto
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
“First Lady” means a consort, and “First Woman” sounds like Eve.
It barely matters what he’s called—or was called hitherto
Last edited by saparris on Tue May 05, 2015 10:03 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Sorry – I was confused.Yet the next line is from the male, so he's complaining about what the female President's mate is to be called.
Can you suggest an alternative second line?
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
OK, here are the first three lines with my new second line:
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
Yes, Mrs. P
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
Re: Group Poem XXI
It has been agreed to add 'He' and 'She' to identify the speaker clearly.
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
Ars longa, vita brevis
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls.
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls.
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
Ars longa, vita brevis
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls.
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto.
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred.
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls.
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Ars longa, vita brevis
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
[She]
A little touch of estrogen can change the worst stuffed shirt
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
[She]
A little touch of estrogen can change the worst stuffed shirt
Ars longa, vita brevis
Re: Group Poem XXI - Yes, Mrs. P
Yes, Mrs. P
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
[She]
A little touch of estrogen can change the worst stuffed shirt
As proved by Cleopatra, Good Queen Bess, and others since.
[He]
But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do
To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd!
[She]
It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto
I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred
[He]
Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey wins the vote!
She'd give him minor tasks like choosing pictures for the walls
[She]
Or fetching Chinese take-out while she keeps the world afloat.
If that's too dull, he might show tourists round the White House halls
[He]
I'd love to see "her highness" facing Putin in a skirt
Or hectoring in high-pitched tones some oil-rich sheikh or prince
[She]
A little touch of estrogen can change the worst stuffed shirt
As proved by Cleopatra, Good Queen Bess, and others since.
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