| P/W | Password | |
| P2P | Peer To Peer | |
| PA | Parent Alert | |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening | |
| PANB | Parents Are Nearby | |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff | |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching | |
| PCID | Putting Clothes In Dryer | |
| PCM | Please Call Me | |
| PDA | Public Display Of Affection | |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot | |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard | |
| Peeps | People | |
| PG | Pretty Good | |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting | |
| PIMP | Pee In My Pants (Laughing) | |
| PIR | Parent In Room | |
| PITA | Pain In The Aspic | |
| PITN | Pain In The Neck | |
| PJDWYS | Personal Joke, Don't Worry Yourself | |
| PL | Playlist | |
| PL | Punch Line | |
| PL | Pig Latin | |
| PL& | Planned | |
| PLD | Played | |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know | |
| PLS | Please | |
| PLZ | Please | |
| PLZRD | Please Read | |
| PM | Postmeridian | |
| PM | Private Message | |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In | |
| PMJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In | |
| PMP | Pee(d/ing) in My Pants | |
| PMWOF | Putting More Wood On The Fire | |
| PO | Push Off | |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face | |
| POC | Point Of Contact | |
| POS | Parent Over Shoulder | |
| POS | Power Of Suggestion | |
| POTC | Peck On The Cheek | |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone Service | |
| POV | Point Of View | |
| PPL | People | |
| PRL | Parents Are Listening | |
| PTB | Powers That Be | |
| PTM | Please Tell Me | |
| PU | PeeYuu--That Stinks | |
| PUKS | Pick Up The Kids | |
| PUSIMP | Put Yourself In My Place. | |
| PW | Password | |
| PWOF | Putting Wood On The Fire | |
| PYSIMP | Put Yourself In My Place. | |
| P-ZA | Pizza | |
| (-: to the Emoticons :-) |
