Some people just have all the talent.
Way to go Audiendus.
Saturday
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Well, there is a bright side, I suppose: you don't have to help him shovel 20-some-odd feet of snow!No. I'd be fine any way, up on a hill, although one of my creeks and a spring got kinda large for a bit....
(Are you experiencing floods where you live????)
It was like the clouds parted at our county and went around. Flooding all around, but not here. For an example of how much rain it was, my brother-in-law's farm about 60 miles from here got 14.1 inches in about 17 hours, and 21 inches in 48 hours. That's a lot of rain.
Regards//Larry
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"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
Well, there is a bright side, I suppose: you don't have to help him shovel 20-some-odd feet of snow!No. I'd be fine any way, up on a hill, although one of my creeks and a spring got kinda large for a bit....
(Are you experiencing floods where you live????)
It was like the clouds parted at our county and went around. Flooding all around, but not here. For an example of how much rain it was, my brother-in-law's farm about 60 miles from here got 14.1 inches in about 17 hours, and 21 inches in 48 hours. That's a lot of rain.
Nope, and that's one reason I now live where I do instead of where I grew up...not far from world's record observed snowfall...
What cures me of thoughts of moving back to my home area after 35 years is a January visit...
Re: Saturday
"Can't you just nail a few pieces of wood together?" asked the warden.A prison inmate was assigned to learn carpentry and soon became the best carpenter in the prison. The warden heard about the inmate's work. So, when it was time to remodel his kitchen, he approached the inmate. But the inmate refused to fit a countertop for the warden's kitchen. The inmate said, "I'd love to help, but it was counterfeiting that got me into here in the first place."
"No", said the inmate, "I've always avoided tacks. And the last time I made a joint, I had trouble with the screws."
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Well, there is a bright side, I suppose: you don't have to help him shovel 20-some-odd feet of snow!No. I'd be fine any way, up on a hill, although one of my creeks and a spring got kinda large for a bit.
It was like the clouds parted at our county and went around. Flooding all around, but not here. For an example of how much rain it was, my brother-in-law's farm about 60 miles from here got 14.1 inches in about 17 hours, and 21 inches in 48 hours. That's a lot of rain.
Nope, and that's one reason I now live where I do instead of where I grew up...not far from world's record observed snowfall...
What cures me of thoughts of moving back to my home area after 35 years is a January visit...
And despite the fact that many people say: "You'd miss
the change of seasons", I always say: "try me".
If I never saw snow again, except on a calendar picture,
I would be very happy. Wish I could afford to move.
I would be very happy.
-----please, draw me a sheep-----
Saturday
A Madrid bird sanctuary sent several whooping cranes to a facility in Alaska. Upon landing, it was so cold at the airport that most of the birds refused to disembark. Word soon spread that the cranes from Spain stayed mainly on the plane.
(By the way, for the humor challenged, this is a joke. It is fictitious. It did not actually occur. Any resemblance to any actual occurrence is purely coincidental. Madrid, birds, sanctuary, whooping cranes, faculties, Alaska, airports, Spain and planes, while real, were used in a fictitious fashion for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.)
(By the way, for the humor challenged, this is a joke. It is fictitious. It did not actually occur. Any resemblance to any actual occurrence is purely coincidental. Madrid, birds, sanctuary, whooping cranes, faculties, Alaska, airports, Spain and planes, while real, were used in a fictitious fashion for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.)
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Re: Saturday
A Madrid bird sanctuary sent several whooping cranes to a facility in Alaska. Upon landing, it was so cold at the airport that most of the birds refused to disembark. Word soon spread that the cranes from Spain stayed mainly on the plane.
(By the way, for the humor challenged, this is a joke. It is fictitious. It did not actually occur. Any resemblance to any actual occurrence is purely coincidental. Madrid, birds, sanctuary, whooping cranes, faculties, Alaska, airports, Spain and planes, while real, were used in a fictitious fashion for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.)
'Liza Doolittle would turn over in her whatever.
-----please, draw me a sheep-----
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Perhaps he joined AAA?This needs to be revived. It's great and at times grating. Don't miss the fine print of Skinem's crane post near the end. Whatever happened to Skinem anyway. Did he find AA to punful?
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